You rub me on the head Like I was a lamb Twitchy on the neck Goodbye my nasty cramps Alone in the dark See your bloody underwear Lulu Ruby's got my hand I got her teeth and nails and hair Even though I am a jerk Don't you let that stop our song Make me come while I am wearing That dead lady's dress Tonight Saw your b**bs at Mardi Gras So glad that I was drunk I think the reason that you laughed At bananas and a skunk Diseases that you have Could fill a comic book With the b**boo on my lip I swear I've got the look Even though I am a jerk Don't you let that stop our song Make me come while I am wearing That dead lady's dress Tonight Even though I am a jerk Don't you let that stop our song Make me come while I am wearing That dead lady's dress Tonight