In the beginning there were problems There was some regress But evolution's taken care of what it thought was best I got so much education that my head's overgrown But my body's real small from every chemical known I'm a modern man... I'm a modern man I got machine that take me every place I want to go I got machine that tell me everything I want to know Well they make my life more easy than it was before They control all of my functions that don't work anymore I'm a modern man Oh and I... I'm here all by myself I don't seem to need anyone else I don't socialize too well I'm a modern man If I go crazy if I'm too alone I can take some of my cells and send away for a clone If I use up all resources and there's nothing in store Could be the last of my kind and There won't be anymore I'm a modern man... I am a... I am a... I'm a modern man