[Verse] Well I was happy here at home, I've got everything I need Happy being on my own, just living the life I lead Well suddenly it dawned on me that this was not my life So I just phoned the airline girl and said... [Refrain] Get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505 [Verse 2] Well I confirmed my reservation, then I hopped a cab No idea of my destination and feeling pretty bad With my suitcase in my hand and in my head my new life So then I told the airline girl, Well... [Refrain] Get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505 All right [Verse 3] Well I sat right there in my seat, well, feeling like a king With the whole world right at my feet, Of course I'll have a drink Well suddenly I saw that we never ever would arrive He put the plane down in the sea [Refrain] The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505 All right They put the plane down in the sea [Refrain] The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505