Ian Kelly - I Just Can't Dance lyrics

I never had the greatest feet I always walked amongst the ordinary fleet I'm transparent on the street I don't play on the radio I don't have songs that everybody knows And I can't count on my toes Hey now I regret There is something I don't get I wish you could let it go No one really needs to know Hey now I regret I might not be ready yet I wish I could let it go No one really needs to know, no, no That I just can't dance Every time we get a chance I know that you care When I stay in my chair I just can't dance Every time I hear the gong You're there waiting for me It's been so long Baby I'm sorry But this song is not my song I'd have to drink me something tall And we would start with something small Maybe dancing in my head Well I am not afraid to fall But every night I'm waiting for last call Then I'm crawling in our bed Baby I'm sorry But this song is not my song Now that they're playing "Off the wall" Still I'm not up, while you get down One day I'll moonwalk at the ball And we'll sway right through the sound I just can't dance Maybe if I was on acid Maybe on a ballad I'm not an invalid