Ian Hunter - The Artful Dodger lyrics

(ian hunter) (transcribed by adrian perkins; minor correction by colin ford) How ya doin' - all right? I-i-i spy with my little eye Something beginning with you Drool drool drool nearly fell off me stool I hope you fancy me too Now i don't wanna set the world on fire Any old iron, any old iron will do (all right) Smirk smirk smirk the g 'n t's work She can knock 'em back like a fish Smarm smarm smarm i turned up me charm I think i'm on a promise (he thinks he's on a promise) Some say yes 'n some say no And my old man says 'mind how you go' A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that If you can't take a joke well sod ya (oh) i'm a dysfunctional chap 'n they call me the artful dodger Chat chat chat it's back to the flat I strum me little spanish guitar Gloat gloat gloat she said 'n i'll quote 'you can take down my particulars' (take down her particulars) It's a funny old life if you weaken, innit? You gonna have a laugh, yeah you've gotta give it A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that Look out for pc plodger If a job's worth doin' it's worth doin' well 'n they call me the artful dodger (get on yer bike!) I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah If you can't take a joke well sod ya (oh) i'm a bit of a lad 'n they call me the artful dodger (now) a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that Hoist up the jolly roger That's the way to do it! Call me the artful dodger 'n i'm doin' all right Yes i'm doin' all right, yes i'm doin' all right Yes i'm doing very well, thank you How ya doin' all right (we're doin' all right) How ya doin' all right (we're doin' all right) How ya doin' all right (yeah we're doin' all right) How ya doin' all right (we're doin' all right) They call me the artful dodger They call me the artful dodger They call me the artful dodger ... (repeat and fade)