Ian Dury - Dance For The Screamers lyrics

So I'm screaming this to you "waaaaaaagh" From the last place in the queue "waaah, waaah" I really think you'd like me Given half a chance But since we ain't got that I'll do the Screamers Dance Some of us are ugly, angel, Some of us are only small Some of us are useless, sailor, They haven't got the where-with-all We went and missed the ending, babe We never quite caught the bus We never speak our minds, my love We ain't got nothing to discuss Some of us are useless, love It comes from facing up to facts It's hard to be a hero, handsome When you've had your helmet cracked Cheerfulness is catching, sweetie When the fevers you have got We've got a temperature, my dear But we simply haven't got the hots So I'm screaming this to you "waaaaaaagh" Silly season, skies are blue "waah, waah, waah" I hardly ever think, I've made a small advance I keep my elbows in and do The Screamers Dance DANCE!!! Waw! Some of us are stupid, sister Some of us are very shy Some of us get nervous, chicken When you look us in the eye We're ever so pathetic, chicky We know quite well that we try too hard Some of us were born like this While others got it by the yard So I'm screaming this to you "waaaaaaauugh" Coz' I haven't got a clue "waaarrh" I really think I'd like you Given half the chance As we ain't got that I'll do the Screamers Dance "Waaaaaaagh, waaaaaaagh Waaaaaaagh, waaaaaaagh Waaaaaaagh"