Ian Dury - Dance Of The Screamers lyrics

So I'm screaming this to you. Wah! From the last place in the queue. Wah wah wah! I really think you'd like me given half a chance And since you ain't got that I'll do the screamers dance Some of us are ugly angel some of us are only small Some of us are useless, say they haven't got the wherewithal We went and missed the end bit, but we never quite caught the bus We never speak our minds, my love, we have got nothing to discuss Some of us are witty love, it comes from facing up to facts It's hard to be a hero, handsome, when you've had your helmet cracked Cheerfulness is catching, sweetie, when the fevers you have got We've got a proper chill, my dear, we simply haven't got the hots So I'm screaming this to you. Wah! Silly season, skies are blue. Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah! I hardly ever think I've made a small advance I keep my elbows in and do the screamers dance Don't! Some of us are stupid, sister, some of us are very shy Some of us get nervous, chicken, when you look us in the eye We're ever so pathetic, d'you know, we know quite well we try too hard Some of us were born like this, boss, others got it by the yard So I'm screaming this to you. Wah! 'Cos I haven't got a clue. Wah! I really know I'd like you given half a chance And since we ain't got that I'll do the screamers dance Wah! Wah wah wah wah! Wah! Wah wah wah wah wah wah...!