Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Blackmail Man lyrics

I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish j** I'm the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe I'm the blackmail man I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek I'm the blackmail man A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak I'm the blackmail man Well, i'm the blackmail man and I know what you do Every one of you, i'm the blackmail man You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick I'm the blackmail man Blackmail man I'm a Paki, Chink a half-co*ked ponce I'm the blackmail man A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce I'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk I'm the blackmail man A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk I'm the blackmail man I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do Every one of you, blackmail man I hate yoru guts, your Newington bu*ts I'm the blackmail man Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap Blackmail man Up you harris, in your mince Hamptons don't leave fingerprints I am the blackmail man