Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Over The Points lyrics

Dury-Turnbull Thank you. I am an actual train, believe it or not, believe it or not I carry you backwards and forth, south and north on down the line and up Before they shunt me into the final siding, I wish to make a few points Whenever I have a breakdown all my pa**engers start talking to each other. They can sit walk sleep or have a tidy as I hurtle along Sometimes we track this line with decapitated schoolboy's heads still wearing their caps Upon me at any given moment ten or twelve people might be taking craps over the points I've transported enormous frivolity and fearful violence in my carriages I've got compartments for s**, birth, d**h and occasional train spotters marriages. Believe you me, there are some right eccentrics walking up and down my corridors Picture the consternation in my bogies when my drivers had a drink All over the shop hundreds of people invariably male write our numbers down We, as trains, are agreed that this is because we are extremely phallic Nobody seems frightened on board us because we hardly ever crash We've been squashing pennies for well over a century People love it when they're robbed and they wave at us and are happy watching us going pa**ed Can you imagine how pleasant it is in general being an iron horse? I'm quite chuffed. Last train to wa*king Panda Last train to wa*king Panda If you miss this one you'll never get another one Iddybiddy arseholes to wa*king Panda.