Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Funky Disco (Pops) lyrics

I'll take you to the pictures I'll take you to the show Walking in the sunshine Rolling in the snow Stepping from the threshold Out into the street All you ought to do, my love Is dancing with your feet To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops Oh! I went to see the doctor Not so long ago I told her all about you I put her in the know Tried to get you treatment I didn't stand a chance She turned on her radio And she did the doctor's dance To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops When doctor doctors another doctor Is the doctor doing the doctoring Doctor the doctor who's being doctored? Just as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored Or does the doctor doing the doctoring Doctor the doctor who's being doctored? Just as the doctor who's doing the doctoring wants to do the doctoring Do the doctoring Do the doctoring I long to take you courting But bopping is the boss Hugging makes you angry Kissing makes you cross Your only installation Is booty in the seat In this position your disposition Is always very sweet Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops