[Verse 1] 'Tis the season, light up the tree Gluttony and merriment, comfortably Under the cover with wifey She get mad at me when I turn the heat up to seventy We technically lower cla**, feeling like I made it though Got riches you can't pay for, I pay it forward Could give a little more, but right now I'm in my own world, selfish Trying to see her smile as she unwraps the twelve gifts I mean, that's one for every day of this, right? I don't know, but it's all I could afford You can blame the elves if it's not to your satisfaction Or blame Santa's fat a** for not fitting down the chimney It's so simple when it's just you and me I mean, me and U.. PS I got package for days Stuff your stocking, now I'm talking in a way you're not approving But hey, I'm just a dude your honor Exhibit A [Interlude] Aye, this that part where I break it down, you know I don't think anybody of importance has ever said anything like this, but All I want for Christmas is you And those Legos I mean honestly, I could probably use some new socks Maybe something else $50 limit, though All I want for Christmas is you Wishlist [Hook] Got me singing like Baby, it's a cold, cold world outside (true) But we in here where everything is alright (right, right) Blessed for the time being With the presence of my queen This that card from us, to all our family and friends Joy and good tidings we extend Might never see peace on earth But we can dream, we can love, we can think freer [Verse 2] Freezer-burn is the climate Murderous primates highly opposed to highly evolved The writings on wall, we lock up the authors Burn the books and keep the ages darker (All I want for Christmas is you) The clouds lined No silver, just compromised data Keep your eye peeled on thy neighbor Black Friday, identity sale They trying to scam your grandma via email (All I want for Christmas is you) The age of Obama, we still fighting a race war Fighting a faith war, no humanity Mammals, we love inciting the flame thrower The streets hot and in the comments thread the trolls stay warm (All I want for Christmas is you) Burn Babylon, starting with the home address No regrets, no progress Just empty promises and more oppressed My new year's resolution is to stop all the pollution No emissions when we burn this cloud fuel, listen (All I want for Christmas is you) [Hook] Baby, it's a cold, cold world outside (true) But we in here where everything is alright (right, right) Blessed for the time being With the presence of my queen This that card from us, to all our family and friends Joy and good tidings we extend Might never see peace on earth But we can dream, we can love, we can think freer