Texarkanada! Texarkanada! Texarkanada! That's my home That's my home That's my home Caleximexico Mexicalexico Caleximexico Mexicalexico That's my home Well I can't stay here I won't go back there I feel like a monkey Sitting in a chair My mind ain't right I ain't where it's at I don't know where to hang my hat Texarkanada! Texarkanada! East west north and south Your feet are in your shoes And your teeth are in your mouth But brother where are you Still trying to find out Busting out of Tustin Look Out! Calinevazona, Calinevazona, Calinevazona, Calinevazona Going all the way to California In a Ford station wagon Going all the way to California In a Ford Minnesota, North Carolina Looking for the family in a truck stop diner Strange turf, Evil Earth Don't forget what the graveyard's worth Hey, Hey Jimmy Carter Never left Plains, Georgia Walks the land, dirt in his hand Ashes to Ashes Do you understand? Texarkanada! Texarkanada! Texarkanada! Texarkanada!