Half a mile from the county line Half a mile and I'm feelin fine In Humboldt, Humboldt Spark it up and let it out Breathe it in, what it's all about 40 pounds in the back of my van It's all a part of the master plan In Humboldt, Humboldt When I cross that line I'll be feelin fine in Humboldt Chopper's up in the sunny sky Law enforcement is on my mind I'd be glad to plant corn in the ground But corn don't go for $3000 a pound In Humboldt, Humbold Sweet mama walking through my field Her feet are sticky with a bountiful yield Don't need no technology Just the moon sun stars and sea In Humboldt, Humboldt When I cross that line I'll be feeling fine in Humboldt Cool my mind, I won't do time in Humboldt If I beat the DEA Just ten stoney hours to my friend in L.A Next stop is a jumbo jet Fly me to the fields of Tibet Bye bye Bush, I'm outta here Tibet is my new frontier I quit my job at the 7-11 Now I'm headed off to a stoney heaven Humboldt, bye bye Humboldt When I cross that line I'll be feeling fine in Humboldt Let the bonfire burn and the children learn in Humboldt When the weed is high, I hope I die in Humboldt Hope I die in Humboldt