Here comes a ringing testimonial Here comes the saddest song you've ever heard From somewhere else, somewhere good In a warehouse painted red Around my house, around my table And I will testify, testify when I'm able. Everybody in this town is sleeping Little Chalkie's gone out west to score Pa**ing by the metho's gate she dropped something 'Cos our town doesn't stand there anymore And my town, it is a teacher All trucks and beers and memories spread out on the road And my town is a leader of children To where caution is a long wide load Long wide load. You love me good, you work me hard Three letters and a smile on a little white card Oh yay, oh yay, oh there you lay Lying in the road on Debt Collectors day.