You can take anything you think you deserve, whoah You can take all the records you said you'd never heard I can't bring myself to care anymore, whoah I will avert my gaze as you walk out the door Please don't make me pay alimony Please don't make me pay alimony Oh alimony, Oh alimony I guess I always knew that things would have to end, whoah But then you always could see right round the bend I feel kind of sad to think that you're alone, whoah But then I always knew you'd find another home Please don't make me pay alimony Please don't make me pay alimony Oh alimony, Oh alimony You can take anything you think you deserve, whoah You can take all the records you said you'd never heard I can't bring myself to care anymore, whoah I will avert my gaze as you walk out the door Please don't make me pay alimony Please don't make me pay alimony Oh alimony, Oh alimony Ah, ah, ah, ah