Humbeats - Asthma lyrics

[Intro:] No rappers were harmed in the making of this song Shaz. Flawless. Do You-C Me? [Chorus:] My raps give you asthma Darth Vader choke them, as his life starts flashing Like a camera, shooting all my enemies With the plasma, eradicate your memories [Verse 1:] In my presence, I smell the wetness of scared kittens My responses will leave your careers quite smitten Smith and Wesson, aiming it at a rapper dream Check the thread, I promise it isn't what it seems Success is sweet like a peach, do you taste the cream I want my slice of the pie, need it by any means Brother Malcolm, I tell them that I am never little Jim Carey, they playing me like I am a riddle Forget the ER, I place them in a boxed closet So I hope you plan on coming out you f**ing f*ggot And I don't mean no disrespect, but you gon learn today There are no cheat codes, so n***a you gon learn to play What did I say, "baiser du monde" blasé Man why don't you look it up on google translate Or better yet, rap genius will dumb it down for me Like I'm Lupe, so they don't wan' clap for me Dom'Nestic Violence, Apaché Chief, Darryl Turtle-neck Big Ben and the homie Apex- Predator, searching and destroying all the terror-ist So we can start a new world order. b**h! [Star Wars samples:] Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing Grand Moff Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him Vader: As you wish Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Side [Chorus:] [Verse 2:] I'm kinda anxious, I overheard their waiting- For me to quit, but I can't like this See when you preach real sh**, they try to constipate your message While contemplating your murder, funeral and the weapon To make it look like a suicide, I think it's ignorant When you're the greatest of all time, you don't need to rant To all these rabbits, I'm Elmer Fudd, it's hunting season SK and Flawless Leauge, together we are legion That's means many, but many men wish d**h upon the- Falling of man kindness, don't take it for weakness But even a sinner can saved, like a fallen preacher Just like an ignorant child can become a teacher But that's with training, I'm Metra riding to where it never- Rest. So why take a breath. I'm cold just like December Inside of my mother's placenta, I was supposed to be a- Doctor or lawyer, instead I chose to be a rapper You-C, Linzelfonzie, The Black Peter Parker Prince Vegeta, Haha Jenkins, known as O. Harmon The D.R.E., Dan Ryan Express And this was brought to you by (Humbeats on the track) [Skit:] (Smoking) (Coughing) Aye man, let me hit that. Let me hit that real quick (Inhale) What the f**- (blows) n***a this a hookah pen, this ain't no loud n***a!?!?