This is what he has to do When he has to take a poo He sits down and takes a bead, and his bowels begin to bleed Baring down he pulls the trigger Bang, bang, flush Door swings open, one drops down Bang, bang, flush Bodies lying all around Bang, bang, flush Outhouse sniper underground Bang, bang, flush Skids on undies coloured brown Bodies falling all around Hear them splat as they hit the ground They all make that happy sound As he smiles he empties his bowels Bang, bang, flush Door swings open, one drops down Bang, bang, flush Bodies lying all around Bang, bang, flush Outhouse sniper underground Bang, bang, flush Skids on undies coloured brown