Late at night I walk through town I spy every one I meet I want to follow them all home But I just follow my feet Into the book store I see lined up "Virgins Die Horny" Sitting next to the Hite report Sitting next to love story And I ask, what does s** mean to me? And what does s** mean to society? I put my finger to my tongue And I taste vagina I licked Betty Ford's boots (it's true) She wore 'em all over China People say that Chinese people don't Ball as much as we do 'Cause their cultural revolution has shown There are more important Things to see to So I ask, what does s** mean to me? And what does s** mean to society? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? I see another baby born One more mouth to feed Sometimes I can't comprehend This urge to breed Travel through a crowded land Where people love each other as they love the state They love their work Their work is love Love's no excuse to procreate Their party slogan reads And I quote Making love is a mental disease It wastes time and Depletes our energies So I ask, what does s** mean to me? And what does s** mean to society? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? I see couples walking hand in hand What does s** mean to them? Worried women switch From pills to diaphragms What does s** mean to them? My parents wonder how They made me what I am What does s** mean to them? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? Now I wonder what you think about When you're lying there in bed Someday I think I'll find you out Push my finger through your forehead It's just a kind of acupuncture Wisdom from the east When my finger presses your third eye Your secret life is released What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me? What does s** mean to me?