Hudson Mohawke - Butter lyrics

[Intro: Greg Bananas (Tuba) and Nowuh] [Verse 1: Tuba!] Bust onto the scene, should've heard me coming Flippys on my feet, hit the ground running My sh** is awesome, your sh** is ratchet Wizard of O-Z is dragging on my magic Abra cadabra, you are now a cadaver Indica makes me the Hash-Slinging Slasher Mom, pop, and sis all hook me up for free Sargento– our family's pa**ion is cheese Survival of the fittest, keeper of the bundles Hitting more trees than f**in' George of the Jungle Piece it together– alright, I'll say it bluntly When Tuba gets hungry, Tuba gets munchies Tuba gets crazy, Tuba gets ravenous And after the snacks, Tuba is gelatinous Pop a laxative, hell, I take four packs And then take a dump that's bigger than Snorlax Got my mind on my money and my money in a mattress Paychecks like bongloads– already cashed it Already spent it, already homeless See me in an alley, already doming You a bunch of p**y dicks, playa– post-oppin' b**hes getting sent like Gervais post-Office Whippin six-cylinders, yup we're post-Oxen Ta-ta, Community– now we're post-Abed [Verse 2: Nowuh] Keep my wallet in the bank cause it's fat as f** Super glue on my dick, so her p**y is stuck This isn't a casino, don't press your luck Because my sh** is homemade and you just store-bought If you keep your head right, you'll be getting that head, right? Sex like the sun, f**in' going down erry night Call my a** Ripley, you just can't believe Greenhouse in the back–all I'm growing is weed b**h, my dog's bigger than the one from Sandlot Cleaning up the game so you can call me Clorox Bagels and lox, cause my tastebud's Hebrew Ill like Jeremy Lin when the week's through So much chronic filling up my bag Bought a couple pounds just a few weeks back From this piece of sh** man, I just don't trust 'em How am I supposed to get this f**ing bag through customs? b**hes getting railed like a nosegrind, so fine Smoke 8 blunts, now I'm ready for the Cloud 9 When the cash comes, that'll be when the a** comes Life like a movie, all closed-captioned Ready for the rapture, hanging from the rafter She screamed like she saw a ghost named Casper f**ed with this girl but I learned to love her Giving handjobs like she used to churn bu*ter