Horseshoe Gang - Stingy Dick lyrics

[Verse 1: Julius] Now when I throw my dick, it's always on target In other words baby, not errybody can catch it Yo, I'm an investor, my dick is stock Better make my stock rise, don't worry about my investment Slob on my knob, my knob is a snob My dick stay stuck up, b**h wait, shut up Even if she's ballin', I'm playing the field I still walk pa** that land mine, pimp game, n***a Listen, when it comes to them s*uts, I be selective Not a single one of these c*nts give me erection But never get it twisted, my dick is the president of pimpin' And I think that it's up for re-election (f**, gimme a second) It's true, and the fact my girl's look is nuts, get two in the sack But if she wanna see me at nights like Keith Olbermann f** up-to-par, she better be over it [Hook: Julius] I got that stingy dick, I got that stingy dick I wouldn't touch it with a pole, on some ten feet sh** f** a nickel, f** a dime, I need a 10-piece chick Better be fly if I hit the chick I got that, got that, got that stingy dick I got that, got that, got that stingy dick I got that, got that, I got that stingy dick I don't walk around f**in' any chicken [Verse 2: Demetrius] Okay, most n***as think all thick broads are bad Even if the b**h looks like Rick Ross in drag But not me, I don't care if this broad got a** I'll stiff arm her fast, leave her pissed off and mad I got that, got that stingy dick; I got that, got that stingy dick My b**h is skinny thick, that's slim with plenty of hips A 50 cent piece, pretty sh**, ya got that? Could care less what the b**h size is Long as the b**h s**y as Skin Diamond Y'all n***as might catch me s**in' it from behind When I grind it, call it the 'naked Heimlich' This is how I rate a bad chick You can't just have a pretty face then that's it I'll look a bad b**h in her green eyes and tell her Her feet ain't pretty, so you ain't a bad b**h [Hook] [Verse 3: Dice] Aight, hold up n***a You ain't trynna go and hit that ho up, n***a? (Naw I'm good) You better pour up n***a Then I guarantee you, you gon' hit that ho up n***a (Man, I'm straight) [Verse 4: Kenny] You better hit that stripper You mean to tell me you ain't trynna hit that, n***a? (Hell naw) Man I don't get that n***a Old high-standard-having-stingy-dick a** n***a [Hook]