[Eminem] Some people say I'm strange, I tell them ain't sh** change I'm still the same lame a**hole with a different name Came late to the last show with a different dame Brain ate from the last O' that I sniffed of 'caine You know you're spaced the f** out like George Lucas When your puke is turning to yellowish-orange mucus So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks English Freak genius, too extreme for the weak and squeamish Burn you alive till you screaming to be extinguished Cause when I drop the science, motherf**ers tell me to stop the violence Start a fire and block the hydrants I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than So when Slim gets this M-16 bursting You getting spun backwards like every word of obscene cursing On the B-side of my first single with the clean version Stopping your short life while you're still a teen virgin Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally I'll take it back before we knew each other's name Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mother's frame I'll take it further back than that Back to Lovers' lane, to the night you were thought of, and co*k block your father's game [Julius Luciano] I'mma take this sh** where Em left off Y'all make me go HAM with the "M" left off - HA f**in' kneeslapper, look at these rappers I k** ya on this "Get At Me Dog" beat rappers I'm so fly I could hang with angels I can wave at Jesus or say "Hey Zeus" Chuck a stray deuce to the one you pray to, who made you I wouldn't be higher if I was on some Quaaludes When you clash with this titan it's like you crashed while you drivin' And your last words is "aww hell, my brake's loose" All hell gon' break lose, feelin' like I can't lose Pool full of liquor, I bathed in some Grey Goose Sick with this rap sh**, bridging the gap between old and new school - interscholastic I make a slender tender come hither, my dick up in her Finna bend her like a fender bender She's bendin' like she's into gymnastics Ignorant ba*tard, hard headed, my dick never flacid God's son, not on some Nasty Nas sh** I mean up the river I was sent in the basket I'm from Long Beach City right You say you a boss, what's a boss to a demi-god n***a they call me Julius, I'm one of my town's favorites I get paid on the low, that's a down payment Now I don't bang the Glock, I do my thing n***a On these streets like a parking meter, gettin' change n***a You got a d**h wish? I can get that arranged n***a Shoot from my Rover, call that my shootin' range n***a I'm from the city by the sea, yeah n***as ride with me Think you're finna stop? Better chance of winnin' the lottery Yeah I'm turnt up like my liquor bottle When I swallow Henny, I'm a beast Hands up, it's a robbery, follow me I got dementia, diminish ya the minute ya Mention me, demented member of MENSA So nice with them llamas, I pop ya Doctors couldn't fix ya life with [??] Flow extra tight, so cold on the mic that the mic sneezin' That's why I bless the mic Fly b**hes throw me p**y, I'm gon' I gotta catch a flight I pa** the mic to the left to Ice [Iceman] I'm on a k**in' spree, I can murder the illest beat My verse ability compliments my versatility I work hard, I'm grindin', beastin' now So much sh** on my plate, I should be obese by now Y'all should not oppose the kid, I rock the crown like it's supposed to fit You lazy rappers piss me off, nobody owes y'all sh** I'm the archeology tip, I got a bone to pick Dubs in the sky, so left coast with it Spit flames, soak it, roast it, engulfed in it He's just an engineer, he can't swing them verbs Alphabet soup, I make you rappers eat y'all words I'm a star, no doubt I'm a giant f** Louis and Gucci, I rock the belt of Orion I'll inform y'all incase y'all ain't know already Battlin' me causes depression, get your Zoloft ready Aztec, Cherokee, fingerprint of a God Signature of Allah, literature will evolve My extracurriculars so John Dillinger Glock amateur, lookin' for the richest n***a to rob I'm a boss, I'm turned like a doorknob f** with me, you're face gettin' torn off If you ain't bringin' nothin to the table, quit reachin' in No world news or top story, but your life gon' see an end My caliber is cannibalistic, in front of you n***as, I'm huntin' you n***as I'm lettin' it go when I grab and I click And my habit is vicious, you can't hack what I been in You lackin' committment, can't handle the business, stop actin' like b**hes I'm ahead of you like I beheaded you Try to hold me down but I rose, always pedalled through But according to Einstein, if you bend space then you can bend time and reshape your lifeline For real G, I'm rewritin' history without the theory of relativity I'm nice as f**