Horseshoe Gang - Climb On My Pole lyrics

[Hook: Kenny] f** a lapdance, motherf** a lapdance f** a lapdance, motherf** all that f** a lapdance, motherf** a lapdance You think I'mma spend this dough I hustled up on that? Climb off that pole then climb on my pole then I'mma make it rain, I'm talkin' about your love below and Climb off that pole then climb on my pole and My point I'mma make plain as if I work for Boeing You're grindin' on the wrong pole, you're grindin' on the wrong pole Bad strippers in this club that I'm tryin' to take to the [mo' ??] Cuz they grindin' on the wrong pole, grindin' on the wrong pole Still one's gon' get this long dick from behind, inside the chokehold [Verse 1: Kenny] She must have gigs like an actress if she think that I'm finna be hard She can live in my memory if she got gigs like a memory card I'm tryin' to relax from a day of stress And watch you throw it back like we playin' catch And watch you break it down like a weed nug Slow it down then speed up Rest of the n***as here ain't no threat Watch who she come to when she ain't on set We gon' hit the tail like an*l s** I can make her feel like rain, so wet Oh yes, gon' get all wet, not talkin' bout a drink If we not talkin' bout my dick, then we not talkin' bout a thing [Verse 2: Demetrius Capone] They call em strippers cuz they strippin' with no tees And they switched it with the letter C cuz they just let us see Them edible set of lips and incredible set of tits Instead of an F'in tip, I'd rather give a better tip I mean the tip of this dick, tell em I'd rather hit Then I be takin' em home, then I'm makin' em moan Then I give her the long dong, schlong, and I ain't payin' em sh** (Wait a minute wait) I be hittin' them little ladies with real game You be callin' strippers Mercedes, I know they real name I be gettin' strippers to pay me like I'm pimpin' em crazy Pimpin' em crazy is my middle name After she strip for me, she wanna lick on the big homie Then she wanna kiss on the big homie If only these strippers knew what we finna do By the way, I call this dick on me Big Homie [Hook: Kenny] [Verse 3: Julius Luciano] I got a lapdance from a chick from the Phillipines Feelin' on my jeans now she finna feel the penis I'm a fly motherf**er, every b**h in this club wanna be my babymother on some Billie Jean sh** I'm tryin' to get me a menage, tryin' to pull my long whip in your garage, I got a limousine dick I come between your left eye and your right thigh, you can say my dick is intervenin' Like an intravenous tube, this sh** is in my veins I mean pimpin', I'm not into makin' it rain I'm interested in enterin' you while you entertain You dumb fly, simple and plain Ey wait, you want cheese yo, hold on I ain't cheap but listen my team don't throw no dough on hoes Even if I'm gettin' dome yo, better believe it's gonna be pro bono [Hook: Kenny]