Hey Marcus... Uh, what's up? Um, there's something I wanted to ask you... Uh, what is it? Will you do me a favor? Oh no no no! [Hook:] Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy And be the one to always make me happy? Oh hell no! Will you watch sponge bob with him And teach him how to make a crabby patty? Oh hell no! Even though I got stretch marks Will you still be down to get nasty? Oh hell no! sh**, I'm mad enough to throws elbows! Please? No! Please? NO! [Verse 1:] Hold up, throw me the mic I got a flow to recite You got a baby by a n***a that you don't even like A broke n***a who thuggish Always be talkin' rubbish Steady be causing ruckus All because you were s*uttish Jesus, I can't believe this, freak sh**! That's the same motherf**er that you had cheated on me with! (What?!) I knew this would happen without a question But you said "I never have s** without protection" b**h please You left me flowing down sh**s creek You s** driven like a big freak Plus our relationship has been breached You took a big leap And rumor has it you s**ed his dick then kissed me And now I'm suppose to be the father and the mental guide Like sure I'll take care of the little guy sh**, you ain't puttin' me through the stress I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to d**h, b**h [Hook] [Verse 2:] I'm far from a f**in' life saver Not your friendly neighbor But yet you called me during your labor It's not my issue, take me off the menu I'm not the one who put the motherf**er in you I'm not a mean guy I hate to sound that foul But I don't give a f** about that child You damn right See you chose him, then he f**ed you Tag your it Too bad his dick didn't have any insurance You knew that he was just a lame n***a prior to it Now your a** hittin' me up thinking I would do it Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid That's kinda stupid Face the facts b**h your life is ruined Don't be callin me like "my life's a crazy blur Rashad don't take care of the baby and makes me hurt I wish me and you could go back to the way we were" sh** we can Just get rid of the baby first [Hook] [Bridge:] Now I won't be your baby's daddy, I'm not the one But you can still give me some head and maybe swallow some cum And if you want it, then I can deliver quite clean But don't ever send the baby to find me [Verse 3:] Yo Do you remember when I told you I would love you forever And broke up with my girlfriend Heather Kicked her to the curb And then I got with you Thinkin' you were better But found out you were a heart shredder Yeah, I felt really stupid after that Became the n***a that my crew was laughin' at I was foolish, that's a fact So this is karma You've been on my sh** list So ha ha ha ha That's what you get b**h [Hook] Hey that's life You f** me over He f**ed you You got pregnant Now you're f**ed You had me You had me, that's the funny thing about it And you blew it Ha ha ha