Harry Fraud - How 2 Rap lyrics

(Chorus) Woke up this morning Got stoned and noticed what's on TV Rappers don't know what a 'flow' is Well, I'ma show 'em free Whether you rap fast or slow It's how you control your speed, uh Now, can I own this beat? Cuz I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap (how to rap) (Yall don't know, no, no Yall don't know, no, no) I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap I'ma show 'em how to hit it From the front, from the back - I'ma show these muthaf**as where it's AT (*brrrap!*) Them muthaf**as off-track... So I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap Cuz *Yall dont know* Pack it up so we can *all go home* And that's that (Verse 1) I'ma show these muthaf**as how to count a bar How to write a verse Like, first, second and a third But I doubt if they'll get very far... Bitin' half it all from my catalog Panoramas ON Panama to Amazon, goddamn it ALL Monark showed me how to drop an atom bomb And how to protect myself from a sabotage... fu*k Cults be c*nts Insult me once, your skull be crushed - Faulty nuts in a sultry machine Can you explain to me why your muthaf**in' multies s**? Y'all be stuck in our ruckus... You rap tight, but your songs is 'bout nuthin All about f**in', f** it - Time to get the condoms out, for all the songs about nuttin' (Chorus) Woke up this morning Got stoned and noticed what's on TV Rappers don't know what a 'flow' is Well, I'ma show 'em free Whether you rap fast or slow It's how you control your speed, uh Now, can I own this beat? Cuz I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap (how to rap) (Yall don't know, no, no Yall don't know, no, no) I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap I'ma show 'em how to hit it From the front, from the back - I'ma show these muthaf**as where it's AT (*brrrap!*) Them muthaf**as off-track... So I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap Cuz *Yall dont know* Pack it up so we can *all go home* And that's that (Verse 2) Don't act like psychopath k**ers... Cuz out there, there's mics to grab Still, every night's a bad villain Like a mad k**er at night I'll stab you with a mic, I'm that chillin' (Yo) Most rappers writing wack filler To fill up a track Stacking lifeless material... But look back to masters like Dilla Who made rap real and could add some crack-filler, and... Matter fact, the baddest, most ma**ive Raps that I've seen were that of Phakt Zilla.... Half rapping-hacker/Half dealer of lyrical smack Curing the fear and the bacterial spirit That wack lyrics appear to have had seriously inter-acted Wit a fury, the mad villain is... Whatever. Yeah, whatever - I'm chillin' wit The illest muthaf**in' emcees And we k**in' it (Chorus) Woke up this morning Got stoned and noticed what's on TV Rappers don't know what a 'flow' is Well, I'ma show 'em free Whether you rap fast or slow It's how you control your speed, uh Now, can I own this beat? Cuz I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap (how to rap) (Yall don't know, no, no Yall don't know, no, no) I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap I'ma show 'em how to hit it From the front, from the back - I'ma show these muthaf**as where it's AT (*brrrap!*) Them muthaf**as off-track... So I'ma show these muthaf**as how to rap Cuz *Yall dont know* Pack it up so we can *all go home* And that's that