Now the women are cryin' and the kids are dyin' and the men are runnin' away Somethin' weird has happened and the devil he's a-laughin' and the church don't know what to say Now the recently deceased have been openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied Through the comics I've been readin' and the movies I've been seein', so it comes to me as no surprise And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race It's only fair, oh that we take our place 'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**, The earth will be a better place without you and me. So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it, Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see Now reporters are talkin', and the zombies are a-walkin', and the government's been fallin' apart So I think I better go, 'cause these puppies ain't slow, even though they ain't very smart If you notice more than five and you wanna stay alive then you probably should be running away I saw them tear my wife in two, there was nothing I could do, but it happened just the other day I didn't care, 'cause it was time for her to go It's only fair, and now she's better off, I know 'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**, The earth will be a better place without you and me. So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it, Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see Alright! Now I'm sittin' on my house, I'm as quiet as a mouse, but they still keep gatherin' 'round So I made myself a deal, they're gonna get a meal, when I throw myself to the ground. As they're waitin' down there, I'm gonna drink my last beer, God forgive me for my sin... I'm hopin' I will be dead if I land on my head, if not I'll be born again And I won't care, cause now it's time for me to go It's only fair, and now I'm better off, I know 'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**, The earth will be a better place without you and me. So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it, Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see EVERYBODY! It's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**, The earth will be a better place without you and me. So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it, Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see