Cutest girl I ever saw, did I love her? Then why'd I go and do something so cruel? I married her on that summer day, did she love me? Well, she said yes so she must've been a fool On our honeymoon night instead of making sweet love I sat her down and confessed my true history I said, "Baby, I love you and I hope you know you're a gift from above, but I k**ed twenty men and the cops are after me." Well, she said, "That's okay. I don't care dear 'Cause I love you anyway. Honey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do so be strong and be brave." Well, I'll try You know I'll try And God said it is good And man and woman should Become one and be fruitful Well, we would if we could But we're runnin' from the law And we're livin' in a shack And I'm gonna burn in hell For corruptin' my better half Cruisin' down the freeway goin' ninety-five We're robbin' convenience stores and tryin' to stay alive I'm sorry I got that man back there. Could you ever forgive me? For bringin' you into my life when I shoulda let you be Well, she said, "That's okay. I don't care dear 'Cause I love you anyway. Honey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do so be strong and be brave." Well, I'll try Oh God, you know I'll try And God said it is good And man and woman should Become one and be fruitful Well, we would if we could But we're runnin' from the law And we're livin' in a shack And I'm gonna burn in hell For corruptin' my better half WOO! The cops have found our hideout and they shot her Why'd they go and do somethin' so cruel? She died in my arms, I had to leave her I'm sorry, my love, for being such a fool But she said, "That's okay. I don't care dear 'Cause I love you anyway. Honey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do so be strong and be brave." Well, I'll try Oh Jesus, you know I'll try And God said it is good And man and woman should Become one and be fruitful Well, I would if I could But I'm runnin' from the law And the cops shot down my shack And I'm gonna burn in hell For corruptin' my better half And I'm gonna burn in hell For corruptin' my better half And I'm gonna burn in hell For k**ing my better half