Hank Williams III - Okie From Muskogee lyrics

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee We don't take our trips on LSD We don't our burn draft cards down on Main Street We like living right and being free We don't make a party out of loving But we like holding hands and pitching wood We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy Like the hippies out in San Francisco do Chorus: I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place here even squares can have a ball We still wave Old Glory down at the court house And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear Beads and roman sandals wont be seen Football's still the roughest thing on campus And the kids here still respect the college dean