They're making lots of noise down in Texas And I love that red flag of Tennessee Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi Flirtin' with old misery I've broken that train in Alabama And I've crossed more than one too many lines Smell that weed deep in Louisiana Makes that trouble in Texarkana seem so fine And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina How I love that sweet southern smell of Virginia's vagina Ain't nothing like the wives of West Virginia Or the howl of a Kentucky trail That mud gets deep down in Florida Hell it keeps me our of Arkansas jail I love that big sky in Montana Idaho's rivers are always cold as ice By the time I get to California The rowdy folks are always out of sight And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina Ain't nothing like the feel of Virginia's vagina That Navajo nation brings the thunder And Arizona burns you alive Those roughnecks raise Hell in Houston And Minnesota always blows my mind I got buzzed one time in Indiana Couldn't walk for two days in Lakeville I've hung out with Hell in Pennsylvania And only Tolleson knows the shape I'm in And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina Ain't nothin' like the feel of Virginia's vagina They're makin' lots of noise down in Texas And I love that red flag of Tennessee Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi And flirtin' with old misery I've broken that train in Alabama And I've crossed more than one too many lines That Michigan madhouse makes me wonder Am I walkin' on someone else's time? And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina Ain't nothin like the feel of Virginia's vagina [Repeat Chorus]