Haiku D'Etat - Kats lyrics

[Verse 1: Aceyalone] Top cat rocking like a top hat Like Felix with the bag of tricks we got that How you feel Garfield chasing the kitty She's so pretty young feline she gotta be mine I'm like Katmandu she like cat man don't You like Pepe le pieux you wanna hit it but you won't She likes my eye of the tiger claw that hugs & squeezes her But can't stand my CAT scan eyes that sees her [Verse 2: Abstract Rude] Raise that thermometer apex We're gonna go way back Thelonious abstract harmonious cats Its jazz alley cats the riff raff Heathcliffe word on the street is you're big bad Same commentary Tom & Jerry Cats away the mice will play Grab a little then be on their merry way Scram! [Verse 3: Myka 9] Skat cats and fiddles the litter box and vittles To blind eyes of kittens with 9 lives remember that's cat Dander lion dandy fluff coat cool cat catastrophe It's either me or that cat has to leave I'm allergic to cats I can't breathe, they make me sneeze Some people eat cats Some cats carry disease TBs and rabies Take 'em to the vet so they don't make no more babies [Verse 4: Aceyalone] I'm just a kool kat bringing the cool back It's out the bag drug from up under the rug I'm that cat on the prowl cat burglar style Cat daddy with all the catnips getting around She would hiss when we kissed she used to scratch my lips Now she purr when I rub her fur she can't resist I'm just lion/lying in the den like a king of the jungle Cat woman on my lap will go wherver the fun go [Verse 5: Abstract Rude] Where they operate on you and X-ray your body Well let's state the obvious go see the doctor Cat - scan detects the cancer Think back the Panthers Oakland Los Angeles Bat-man vs. the Joker Penguin the Riddlore villains in Gotham Smack - Pow! Here's a rap style No fear don't back down batter ram the crack house [Verse 6: Myka 9] Fat cats and riddles like the sphinx Middle of the street cat just slow down a little points Black cats - a superstitious fact Reflecting from the fear in their eyes And my headlights when I drive Flat cats at night People for ethical treatment of animals sent me a summons It was reported there were clumps of cat hair on the front of my hummer Cat's are finicky stray cats was gimmicky [Verse 7: Aceyalone] What a siditty kitty ain't it the truth On a hot tin roof 110 proof Walking the catwalk look at the hawks hawk Yo all the catcalls got you turned into a saber tooth Wanna take a nice stroll through my temple Kinda hoping you can be the one to keep the rats away My pet peeve is an alley cat with fleas So exit stage left he went that-a-way [Verse 8: Abstract Rude] It's raining cats and dogs We maintaining barcodes in the catalog It's another cattle call and they collecting 'em all Stripping 'em of who they are - artist & repertoire The route of Haiku D'Etat No matter no superstar One of a kind records part of a trifecta Tigers and leopards [Verse 9: Myka 9] Scram! Skidoodle I'll scoot you with my broom in neutral The veterinarian euthanizes you lost 1 life You had 9 now you got 8 by growling Great Dane 7 sent to heaven when they locked you in the garage With the engine still revin' all night 6 with the next cats Checks you with a very bad scratch bite Which happened to inflict such a thick wound Ouch that you die because you bled to d**h High 5 wire you were on a very thin line Then your hair stands up you can't move You're stuck in a state of shock from 50,000 volts Poor guy 4 paws landed on your feet But from a 4th story floor fall 3 lives left protect each breath Survive on stealth cunning and yet your mortality meets you As a laboratory tech putting needles in your neck You got 2 souls left, you're a pet all you do is rest Eat the best food chase birds to their nests Cool owners - good flea collars But you get bored and curious So you decide to fly and as you ride in the sky Coughing up hairballs in an animal transport container You hear psst psst Hey big boy meet me later when the plane lands I can tell from your smell that you're from the mainland You meow back what's the game plan She goes rarr rarr You both get inspected by the customs agent Make a daring escape through an unseen exit Then you decide to stop and get frisky In the back of a cafe where p**y is the delicacy So you get fried - now you only have 1 life I hope you get old and gray before you die