Hey, everybody! Let's wish them a Scary Solstice! We wish you a Scary Solstice We wish you a Scary Solstice We wish you a Scary Solstice And an eldritch New Year! Weird cravings we bring To you and your kin Weird cravings for Solstice And an eldritch New Year! O bring us an icky pudding O bring us an icky pudding O bring us an icky pudding Bereft of good cheer We won't go unless it's loathsome We won't go unless it's loathsome We won't go unless it's loathsome And dripping with fear We wish you a Scary Solstice We wish you a Scary Solstice We wish you a Scary Solstice And an eldritch New Year!