GYD - Our Poodle Drinks out of The Toilet lyrics

GYD: Lyrics I'm sure that this ain't the most interesting topic So if you've got a complaint I'll be sure to drop it But this subject has much to go with dog psychology & behavior That may be of interest to you. I give my apology & ask a favor Maybe you can explain to me why our poodle drinks out of the toilet The dog won't ask me to try it. Maybe he's afraid I'll spoil it I'll be in the bathroom shaving & he comes right on in past me Next thing you know he's misbehaving drinking out of where I pee It's doubly embarra**ing when guests come over. His actions are hara**ing, I've told him over & over He'll give the guest a nudge & get them to move aside. Look, you be the judge. Should this hurt my pride? He'll even lift the seat just to get them started. But before their job's complete, he's got me broken hearted Maybe this can be stopped before it gets even worse. My girlfriend has flopped his head with her purse His a** is going to the pound if this doesn't stop soon Or he can sleep his a** out on the ground if he thinks this is so cute Please write me a letter if you've got a clue. Of how to raise him better. I don't know what to do