Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhed Face lyrics

How inquisitive and delighting You've inquired who the hell I am Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate Upon the state of my most great And perfect plan I am he who has been him back when man Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am he who has been her As she once bled the world With the words of psychotic fate While GWAR slept, I kept their minds content To give their flesh consent To my everloving seed Undying research has given to d**h, rebirth The tools of urban science To fight most faceless enemies Who do you think you're up against? Some chaotic stupidity I'll show you conflict management With my extensive supergeniosity Inventions of my secret lab The h*mogenizer It studies the species Bohad h*mo cum sum a tor What is it that makes the ideal man? Bravado? Machismo? Is it something secreted from the gland? It's called jizmogloben If d**h to you is a bore And life just seems to lack Consider becoming a who*e To the lesson of the past The end of all time after time after time Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears I have produced a new product line With cryptic truth too horrible to hear I've got the guts to face Skulhed We've got the guts to face Skulhed We've got the guts... Words that healed, legends that have taught Oral traditions both fought for and lost Secrets of success, shouts filled with hate Documents declaring freedoms of state I bleed humanity's figurines of history I weave travesties, tapestries of infamy But I can't deny it always as such Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not! Pathetically beautiful I was once then Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before sin It's so easy to not see The obvious enemies To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along Now the ultimate morph Into powers that will dwarf The sum of every nation And all known information If you can't stand it the way I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth, sell ya for all you're worth Then your enemy will have a face, traitor of the human race As you're shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space Yes! The best I possibly can be Applause for me The insidiously 'live' spelt backwards Mr...Dr..Prof... Skulhedface