Gwar - Fire In The Loins lyrics

(Vocals by Oderus Urungus and Slymenstra Hymen) Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick Can I help it if I am rather thick? Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick! Sister and brother, hate one another You really are pathetic, and you call me a s*ut Then you walk around all day with midgets up your bu*t! At least the midgets like me, they like my disease Well, maybe there's hope for you, but first get on your knees Hey, wait a minute! I don't want it to hurt Then you will learn nothing man, so grovel in the dirt Sister and brother, k** one another Brother and sister, back off mister I don't know where to begin, but I'll try not to lie because lying is a sin What do you know of sin? I taught you about sin when the sun was dim But what of my power? What about it? There's no p**y in your tower I could have any women that I want! The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt Oh...well uh you got me there, but wait a minute But what of my sword? What of the comet? And the roaring horde? I'm getting bored Maybe if you got off d**, you wouldn't get ignored Then you could achieve erection You might even find that it helps with your inflection Now I'm getting mad! So what? I can still kick your a**! All of you men, you talk a good game You must plan it out cause you all sound the same You huff and you puff, you "act" out so mean You serve better purpose as seeding machines But something it stops you from finding the door I have to admit it, girls frustrate me more! Well, hey there Slimey, I think I got your point Now will you please untie me? Well that can be arranged, you pay for the pain Now find something to buy me!!! Sister and brother, stuck with each other Brother and sister, back off mister!