Guttermouth - A Day At The Office lyrics

out in the backyard yesterday trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool the power cord got a little close to water edge and sent 10 000 volts down little billy's spine he was only nine better luck next time woke up one sunday afternoon the families gone on a hunting trop for caribou broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof i slipped and fell and landed on the ground no one was around when will i be found i'm sure not glad it happened but i'm happy as can be that it look the life from someone else better than me bought a home right by the plant they said she'd never blow again like she did before perhaps they spoke a bit to close a half pa**ed noon she blew like hell and then the sky turned red toxins overhead everybody's dead, everybody's dead pleasant dreams and thanks for listening