Guttermouth - Mail Order Bride lyrics

Girls in California complain they got it rough They'll check up on your bank accounts if you don't drive a truck If your pockets are not deep enough a tantrum will ensue Did you rifle through my wallet? now I know what I must do This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear This, that, this, that why don't you disappear This, that, this, that under boulders i will hide It's time for a mail order bride It would be ideal to lease the perfect tart It's cheap to ship her cargo but I don't have the heart If I save my invoice she can be returned No formal education so I know I won't get burned This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear This, that, this, that why don't you disappear This, that, this, that under boulders i will hide It's time for a mail order bride The skies begin to clear Best be pouring me a beer No longer I will hide I got's me a mail order bride This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear This, that, this, that why don't you disappear This, that, this, that under boulders i will hide It's time for a mail order bride Apprehended at the border Yeah, she couldn't get across I'm marooned on my own island No more mail order bride