Guttermouth - What's The Big Deal? lyrics

Its a 3 day weekend I'm loading up my truck Got tons of beer Might shoot a deer Blow the sh** out of a duck Stever's got a crossbow Jamie a shotgun Anything that f**in moves Ready aim fire (blam)! Oh my god i cant believe The antlers on that buck It would take 40 men To load him in my truck Nice shot Nice shot Yee haw!!!!!!! Got that s**er right between the eyes Lets get a cold one don Love seats made from hides Stock your smoke house full of meat Pink and blue and yellow keychains Made from rabbits feet Trade your jerky to the indians Enjoy a coon skin hat Whip up some homemade crisco With the extra fat (im wishin) A flock of geese would fly on by (im hopin) i can bag not 4 but 5 (reloadin) Jesus f**in christ Thats the biggest moose i've ever seen Get my gun goddamnit get him, get him! If i cant shoot them Ill start a forest fire Watch em run Right at my gun No need for oscar meyer God damn! thats a fine lookin piece of meat young man That one's for me Are you ready? Im ready for that one there Trophies on your wall Slap some new boots on your feet The wallet in my pocket Kinda smells like meat A half a dozen quail A hearty rack of lamb There must be 50 beavers In that f**in dam