Guttermouth - Lucky The Donkey lyrics

My mother f**ed a donkey down in Mexico she had treinta margaritas treinta years ago her purse had just been stolen she rad to make some cash for fifty thousand pesos the donkey f**ed her a** I'm so ashamed it makes me sick my mothers box was his salt lick human-donkey fornication her taco is the destination It soon became apparent it wasn't for the dough a genuine fiesta - at the donkey show the crowd would shout "ole!" as she nibbled on his sack they never had a patron demand their money back A real freak show in the pit the donkey's f**ing my moms tits acting like a true ranchero dancing around a big sombrero The donkey's name was Lucky oh, boy, he loved to f** he'd get so damn excited he'd kick and make you duck if you want to be star it's easy to be famous just pull down your pants let lucky f** your an*s I'm so ashamed it makes me sick my mothers box was his salt lick acting like a true ranchero dancing around a big sombrero Lucky, the luckiest donkey Lucky, the luckiest donkey Lucky, the luckiest donkey Lucky, the luckiest donkey