Guttermouth - Scholarship In Punk lyrics

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules That's the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with alcohol Be more like me and you'll run the company To get a job was your intent But it seems irreverent When you're fifteen years Who the hell really cares All that counts is getting laid Hate her braces love the braids [Chorus:] The one thing I liked about going to school Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you You know I never liked high school My destiny was not To be literate in math I would rather take a bath In my own crap So don't ask me to a dance I would rather sit in cla** Than be with you and make an a** Out of myself or to learn the saxophone Least important were the A's Stealing Mr. Sims toupee When you're fifteen years Who the hell really cares All that counts is getting laid Hate her braces love the braids [Chorus] Some say I'm not too bright Sometimes I think that they are right Sometimes I think I should be president But I'm remembering your words [Chorus] But I'm remembering you're words The one thing I liked about going to school Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you Like you Like you Like you Girl like you