She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest the war And even though she's an idiot [Chorus:] I get excited when I see her You better pa** me the saltpeter Like a sailor on shore leave Like a recent parolee I want to date her but first bathe her She always eating echinacea On her feet are birkenstocks I guess my head is filled with rocks Most of her friends are never happy That is unless they're b**hin' She looks down upon my comrades like they're carcinogen She doesn't know what she's fighting for Like a modern day conquistador And of course she will protest the war And even though she's an idiot [Chorus] She doesn't know what she's fighting for Like a modern day conquistador And of course she will protest the war And even though she's an idiot Even though she's an idiot [Chorus] I guess my head is filled with rocks rocks rocks