Guttermouth - A Nice Place To Visit lyrics

I take a look around Think of places i have been There really aren't too many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states Most of them i'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great Back on the east coast Dc's a little sh** hole You'll freeze to d**h in jersey But florida's the best I think i would rather have Prostate cancer Than visit oklahoma It's those sooner's i detest When i see the coast I'm at home at last Take the lincoln monument And cram it up your a** Jesus-motherf**ing-christ, a giant ball of yarn! Don't forget to see that thing When you're on your way to yuma Koa is a-ok But they ain't got no shoney's I love turquoise And shells of abalone Testicular tumors Sound so much nicer Than seeing dollywood In the hills of tennessee Sentence me to life In a tijuana prison I don't really care Feed dorito's to the bears Fireworks here and there California is for me M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(fart!)-i! Zillions of mosquitos are Gnawing on my thigh I really love antiquing I bought some decoy ducks In some states your sister Is the only one you f** The nascar who*es of north carolina With ovarian cysts The size of missouri Do yourself and stay in california Bye...bye...bye....goodbye!