sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride cuz you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the next six months with your a** spread wide well you got no cla** speed up to pa** as your face hits the gla** two burned out cars on the five overpa** you will see your girl through the jail Plexiglas drunk punk mini smart a** ill wave to you as your bus drives pa**ed [chorus] and now amandas calling time to hitch a ride lights flashing in me mirror its me second dui [guitar] [repeat chorus] left your parents nest from the old midwest you were second best put yourself to the test ty and five friends had enough of the old incest and when he hear this im sure he will protest that little pest and he shaves his chest [repeat chorus]