Guttermouth - Octopus Hairpiece lyrics

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me [chorus] duck diving for my hairpiece im searching for my hairpiece duck diving for my hairpiece octopus hairpiece look there on the reef make a la**o with my leash ride my sea horse to the deep im at one with the sea im a surfer from the soul until a clam swallowed my toupee whole [repeat chorus] yea dude did i say dude i know i sound like bill and ted i got a sunburn on my head ive been to indo been to france but the hairpieces are cheaper down in costa rica [repeat chorus]