Guttermouth - Chug-a-lug Night lyrics

there was smoke on the water a little fire in the sky if i hear that song one more time i'll stick a fork right in my eye another round and a pickled egg a truck pulled up with a 100 kegs just another friday night f** no f** no its chug-a-lug night here we go here we go chug-a-lug night kissin' girls you don't know here we go [x2] beer is in my hair and vomits on my toes here we go [x2] for no damn reason i'm takin' off my clothes here we go [x2] i walked to the bar but now i'm driving... i still believe in anarchy pardon me sir i have to pee pa**ed out greaser on the floor a beer fart on his pompadour i'm quite happy almost gay what the f** did i just say something new every night f** no f** no its chug-a-lug night here we go [x2] chug-a-lug night kissin' girls you don't know here we go [x2] beer is in my hair and vomits on my toes here we go [x2] for no damn reason i'm takin' off my clothes here we go [x2] i walked to the bar but now i'm drivin home