I got’s me a truck It's a big ol' f**ing truck With some big ol' f**ing wheels And a big ol' f**ing muffler Got a wench on my truck Just in case if you get stuck I’ll be pulling out your ego And taking home that 8 point buck you schmuck You s**, that heap of sh** that you claim as a truck Good luck, if y’all ain't pumping diesel then your f**ed So f**ed, in record time I'll skin that f**ing buck What luck, and then I'll mount the antlers on my truck I love my truck There’s many like it Buts it's my truck Hot damn I love my truck It's the baddest f**ing Not a chance I will get stuck It's a mother f**ing kick a** truck Be a shinning up my truck After trucking through the muck With triple foam carnuba I’ll polish all the dear guts off my truck You s**, that heap of sh** that you claim as a truck Good luck, if y’all ain't pumping diesel then your f**ed So f**ed, in record time I'll skin that f**ing buck What luck, and then I'll mount the antlers on my truck I love my truck There’s many like it Buts it's my truck Buts it's my truck Oh, what a truck A BFT an XLT you call it what you like but it's my truck I love my truck There’s many like it Buts it's my truck Buts it's my truck Oh, what a truck An $80,000 mother f**ing grocery hauler it's my truck I love my truck There’s many like it Buts it's my truck Buts it's my truck Oh, what a truck So much f**ing power I'll be filling up each hour in my truck