Gustavo Gonzalez - Side To Side Parody lyrics

[Hook 1] I've had so much s** I cannot walk straight And that's why I'm walking side to side [Verse 1] My boyfriend is big and I've got very small tiny body he's hung like a horse and I'm like a jockey and I spend all my free time riding and that's the reason I'm walking like my legs are made of rubber She's been playing too much hide the cucumber That poor girl her condition's frightening [Pre-Hook 1] My friends say "you have s** too much!" I think they're just jealous No we're worried you'll die! [Hook 2] No I won't I'm fine Ooh time to get laid! My god she's never satisfied! (satisfied) Were you in a fight? No I just got banged so hard I bounced off the bed four times [Refrain 1] There's a new law I have to feature on every singe X-rated s** song And show off my big fat jiggly bum While I sing and rap lyrics full of dumb s** puns [Verse 2] Ariana's body's itsy-bitsy got lots of meat on my bones Ariana's too skinny that's why she keeps having s** injuries huh… she'd have no problem if she got a fake a** like me big booty bouncing on any dude who do me two thick that fat pillows provide backside protection to me get tough having s** ain't kid stuff this ain't “Sam and Cat” or that crap “Victorious” [Pre-Hook 2] My friends said I have s** too much that I should learn mouth stuff so I gave that a try [Hook 3] Lost sight in this eye Broke both of my legs And now he got me rolling side to side (side to side) I fractured my spine And cracked my pelvis Now from the waist down I'm paralyzed (paralyzed) [Refrain 2] Shouldn't you be in a hospital bed? The doctor said meet him here instead Let's see now well the news isn't great You've have too much s** we'll have to amputate!