Gus Lobban - Cat Vs Dog lyrics

[Verse 1] Dog v. cat You're canine trash There's nothing I like more than a mutt getting whacked With my baseball bat, how'd you like that? That'll stop you barking, startling me in the morning What's your problem, dog? Cat got your tongue in the vice 'til your blood comes? Hope your owner comes running cause he's lonesome Bark any louder, I'll [?] for fun [Verse 2] Cat v. dog It's all kicking off I wanna mother moggies all around the world I'll bite you in the head, 'til you're dead Brains everywhere, but I won't care I'll be hanging with my b**hes and joining the riches Of a multi-sensory life Man's best friend is a dog, not a feline h*mosapiens got one thing right [Outro] Eternal hatred