Once upon a time, on a cold winters night I was alone with my woman and she looked into my baby blue eyes and said: 'Oh Frank, you make me so hot, won't you tell me one of your s**y bedtime stories so I did, seven times Little girl Let me tell you a story Little girl A bed time story If you were Red Riding Hood I'd wait in the woods And I'd get to you before that wolf If you were Little Bo Peep I'd make like a sheep With your name tattooed on my hoof And the man in the moon he'd be lickin' the spoon girl I'm your Humpty Dumpty Just want you to love me I'm your Humpty Dumpty And I'm falling Little girl Lets do chapter two now Little girl It's all true now If you were Old Mother Hubbard I'd hide in the cupboard And I'd go through your underwear And if you were Goldielocks I'd rock your little socks Just like big Pappa Bear And the three Little Pigs they'd be dancin' a jig girl I'm your Humpty Dumpty Just want you to love me I'm your Humpty Dumpty And I'm falling I'm your Humpty Dumpty I just want you to love me I'm your Humpty Dumpty And I'm falling for you For you.. Do do do '' Gus what big eyes you have All the better to see you with Frank Chris what big ears you have All the better to hear you with Frank Matty what big hands you have All the better to slap the ba** with Frank And Hat Nice hat Little girl You better get to bed now Little girl Where're almost at the end now If you were Cinderella then I would play the fella that stole your yella shoe'..who? I'm your Humpty Dumpty Just want you to love me I'm your Humpty Dumpty And I'm falling I'm your Humpty Dumpty Just want you to love me I'm your Humpty Dumpty And I'm falling for you Do do do For you' Falling for you'.. Little girl.. All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't drag me away from you a''mazing Gus how sweet the songs