Governor Mike Huckabee - Hello (Adele Parody) lyrics

Hello, Sioux City Your Woodbury County Supper Club has quite a cute baby Try the porkchops, baked beans Just as good as Pizza Ranch and Le Mars ice cream Hello, Ankeny Arctic blasts. Sub-zero chills. Campaigning is a dream I got frostbite, gangrene Iowans are not for sale they're stubborn and picky There's just no difference between Obama and Hillary Hello from the caucus night If Bernie wins I'm going to die This crazy circus, it's gone cuck-coo-cahoo And Huckabee is the guy who's long overdue Hello Iowa caucus night We've called and knocked a thousand times To say this election, it's all gone insane Huckabee's honest. Time to board the train today Hello, Davenport Amish chairs, Casey's jerky. Quad Cities has quite a port Cedar Rapids. Czech Village Corn and coffee. Politics. A selfie-stick image There's a difference between Huck and the other 15 Hello from the caucus night. If Bernie wins I'm gonna die This crazy circus, it's gone cuck-coo-cachoo And Huckabee's the guy who's long overdue