[Hook]: I got a headache And my ear aches She f**s with me Shawty cause you is a cheapskate She callin' my phone,my phone Tell yo girl to leave me alone,alone,alone She wants to pay my light bill And my phone bill And my automobile Tell her to chill Stop callin my phone,my phone Tell yo girl to leave me alone,alone Tell yo girl to leave me lone [Verse 1] *67 doug she callin me blind Tryna call a number back I dial *69 I was stalkin that b**h,dial *82 Try to E-mail,callin and she textin me too Look up to binoculars,down the street,lookin at me Takin pictures while i'm chillin i'm just smokin' my weed I can't take it on that twitter and Facebook and this sh** On my myspace messagin' tell her to quit She be right there at the stage when I be up in the club Tryna get into my V.I.P to show me some love And I try to turn my head when I see her crazy a** But she be right beside me man I swear that b**h is fast [Hook] God damn,shawty is a bug a bo I wish I never f**ed her and I wished that she still f** with yo Theirs the b**h,she so worried so She wanna chew a n***a up like i'm some bubblegum I'm findin letters on my doorstep,letters in my mailbox Letters in my E-Mail,tell that ravin' b**h to stop She just wanna conversate,I don't even wanna take I wish I was a pirate on the plank I tell her take a walk It might not really be her fault,cause I ball like mushroom fall b**hes go for ballas when they kiss thats what they momma taught That is justa damn shame,this is not a ball game If it was I shoot off in a hole like Lebron James [Hook] Hi this is Tiger,you should stop calling him Meet me at the golf course my golf club is peladian I put it off with tiger and I got him in trouble Now his wife is so annoyed she told his wife their a couple Talkin Hollywood acts magazines in here Trouble that I got him here stalkin' Dad's girlfriend Thinkin that she special she be f**in doin bad biz Carbon jam p**y need to throw it in a trash can [Hook]