Goreshack - Welcome to the Shredmill lyrics

Razorblades and spinning saws, a monument to shred The only way you're getting out, is if you're f**ing dead Dismemberment's our pleasure, we're not very discrete The only thing we deal, are slabs of human meat Welcome to the shredmill, run for your lives We've got thousands of chainsaws, hooks, and butcher knives But gettin' cut up's not the only way to go You might slip in some blood and bust open your skull What drives this vast expansiveness, of blood and filth and gore? A blood-soaked d**h emporium, armed from door to door His name is Doctor Chainsaw, Shredman, Hubert P He went to Shredford U. A PHD in butchery The screams of the dead ring out through the night They cower in fear at our menacing sight We laugh and we say that it's all in fun Then slash out their legs when they try to run They're lured with tales of a funhouse with games That plays hipster music and has hipster dames Of course thats all bullsh** and pretty insane They're just chopped up as food for our zombie brigade Now comes a tale of a shredmaster duel A battle of shred kings to see who would rule Dr. Chainsaw challenged Yngwie Malmsteen He'd heard he was so good, he'd shred in his sleep Yngwie pulled out his "axe", he posed like a creep He jerked off the fretboard and played wa*ky sweeps Chainsaw laughed hard, he'd made a mistake So he gutted the f**er and removed his face